从今天开始，我想和你分享我每天上班的趣事，傻事，咬牙切齿的事和委屈的事。
有些是和病人的对话，有些则是和医生的对话。希望你看了能解解压。
Case 1:
Me: Helo, can I speak to Dr. X?
Nurse: Hmm, minta maaf, Dr sekarang tak ade kat bilik. Macam mana saya boleh bantu?
Me: Bolehkan anda call balik bila Dr sudah ade kat bilk?
Nurse: Boleh, siapa yang saya cakap dengan ni?
Me: You can just call me Miss Chua la
Nurse: ok, Miss CHUALA, will call you later!
Me: .........
Case 2:
It was after my counselling session with a patient, and her daughter-in-law.
Suddenly her husband entered with a big plastic bag (as large as rubish bag) filled with nasi lemak.
Husband: Who else to give? I've already distrubuted to all the guards out there.
Wife: Why not give this pharmacist some?
Husband: Yaya, nah. Take all this and give to your friends.
(I held it in astonishment)
Me: You buka gerai nasi lemak kah?
Wife: Tak de la, suami saya suka buat masak and bagi kat orang.
Me: ........ so nice
Case 3:
Me: Helo, sorry for disturbing. Dr Chew, there's something i would like to clarify with you.
Dr: Yes, what is it? (sound as if he's in the rush)
Me: It's regarding the dose of this medicine, called Provera, it is not supposed to be given 3 times a day. And i have already discussed with Dr Goh the other day that....
Dr: What? You discussed with her, not me what?! you thought i'm her secretary meh.
(kick your ass!!)
Me: ohh, yes yes but i havent finish my sentence yet. I have already checked the information, 3 times a day can only be given to certain disease.
Dr: No, I still want to give it 3 times a day.
Me: Alright then. thanks (DAMN YOU, FUCK!)
今天就说这三个吧。其实之前还有很多的，等我有空再慢慢告诉你。
我爱你，宝贝！
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